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Dear randomaxes:
I dont really know how to tell you this, but youre a pervert. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. Im sure youre man enough to understand that Santa doesnt exist. Im returning the pictures from LA to you, but Ill keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked cocaine abuse.
Go burn,
Heather
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I have to admit, this has been nice break from my political junkyness...
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